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When I was 8 years old, I asked John Malkovich if I could walk his dog (I had a professional dog-walking business at the time), and he said “maybe.” He also opened the door and stared at me like THIS!
I want John Malkovich to look at me like this. Often. Very, very often
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Bropocalypse now…..well tomorrow. suitin up….is it ok to do this at a pub. IDC"
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Ha.

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sooooo cool